TY - BOOK AU - Dublanica,Steve TI - Waiter rant: thanks for the tip--confessions of a cynical waiter SN - 9780061256684 PY - 2008/// CY - New York PB - Ecco KW - Table service KW - Waiters KW - Consumers KW - Social life and customs N1 - Amici's -- The sacred and the profane -- Fascists and freshwater ostrich -- Waiter Jedi -- Paupery -- The Box of Chocolates Saint -- Big brother -- The back alley of affluence -- The tip's the thing -- Why be a waiter? -- A little knowledge is a dangerous thing -- Filth -- I hate Mother's Day -- Vengeance is mine -- Snapshots -- Heaven and hell -- Substance abuse -- The Fourth of July -- Russell Crowe and me -- If it can go wrong, it will -- The demons -- Throwing in the apron -- 40 tips on how to be a good customer -- 50 ways to tell you're working in a bad restaurant -- Items a waiter should carry at all times (or have close by) N2 - Taken from the popular blog, WaiterRant.net, tells the story from the server's point of view about customer stupidity, arrogance, misbehavior and even human grace ER -